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*translated from Geth.

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:iconkuraiummei:
KuraiUmmei Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's a lava lamp. I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. Ow. Ow. It's so hard to type when I can't get any oxygen. Ow. Hehehehehehehe.
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Glide08 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the *translated from Geth. dialoges in legion's voice.
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insert-nick-there Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2017
Actually if the heretics could speak (or maybe they did connect one of their hubs to Saren's FTL comm, so they could), I don't think their voice would be different from Legion's. They are all geth after all. Ok, maybe it would be more "mechanic monotone" and completely lacked any modulation (those 2 years spent around organics did Legion a favor), but otherwise I don't see a reason it'd be different.
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PoisonShallEvanesce Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder who would win in a cheating contest... Ashley or Isabela? Or would they just cheat each other until they both win or lose?
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:iconvert8472:
Vert8472 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ash is such a cheat
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:iconnicolasdominique:
NicolasDominique Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011  Professional Artist
So epic xD
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:iconfivethreeten:
FiveThreeTen Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
Way to dsiturb the Commander! Im sure she had a good hand XD
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:iconiralovesart:
iralovesart Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
funky beacon
Ash, you cheat! good job.
lol, these are funny
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:iconbethbamf:
BethBAMF Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
At least the glitches in ME and ME2 are understandable. Ever play Red Dead Redemption? I swear to Dog, it's like playing an acid trip. Flying people, coyote gunslingers, horse women, and cougar men that run with their calves halfway in the ground at the speed of light?

RDR...

...I am dissapoint.
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whaaat!? I've seen dogs with floating eyes and flying deathclaws in New Vegas, but never coyote gunslingers and horse women! :D
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:iconbethbamf:
BethBAMF Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
Oh, they exist! The gunslinger you meet by Fort Mercer? He was a Coyote on mine. I saw a video, too, where the same thing happened to someone else. The same video had the horse lady! It was magnificent.
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:iconthepipfalcon:
ThePipFalcon Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
This is very awesome. looking forward to reading the rest as they come out.
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:iconmitisvenatrix:
mitisvenatrix Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
You have an awesome sense of humor. I'm so faving you!
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks :D
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:iconluni-doll:
Luni-Doll Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010
I always knew it was a lavalamp. KNEW IT!
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:iconvick330:
vick330 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Giant lava lamp, those things will still exist in future :ohnoes:

Card in hair-bun :rofl:
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Elissa Shepard: Urgh... . I thought it was something worth the trouble and now that?! A lava lamp?! This is your fault Kaidan!

Ignitz Shepard: That would look great in my stockroom on the Normandy :D

Elissa Shepard: Shut up! >_< I want something more spectacular!! And, Ash, stop cheating!! D:<
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:iconkakashi-no-ai:
kakashi-no-ai Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
krillin: MY TURN! MY TURN!
vegeta: ...napa, why did you stop?
napa: it's his turn, vegeta--i have to wait :B

XD
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:iconmariahgem:
MariahGem Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Finally, someone who can translate Geth!! LOL!
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:icondesiredpryditor108:
DesiredPryditor108 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010   Traditional Artist
Worshiping the lava lamp!!!!!
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:icondreaming-in-shadow:
Dreaming-in-Shadow Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooh... pretty lamp! :D
I always wondered what the characters got up to while the game was torturing the gamers with cut-scenes/long-ass-loading times
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Dronehunter19 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think that the Beacon is like some kind of bong disguised as a lavalamp. Makes sense, considering that when you go near it, you start seeing messed stuff. =D
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PlushKraken Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
Heh, since Overlord I imagine them actually saying: "PLZ!! MAKE IT STOP!!!" :nirvana:

The lava lamp is bloody hilarious! :rofl: And is Ashley pulling stuff from her knot now? :XD:
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sure, Ash's hair know is a portable bag of holding ;-)
BTW you've played Overlord, eh? How was it? :-)
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:iconplushkraken:
PlushKraken Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010
I bet that's where the incoming reaper fleet is hiding out. :paranoid: The cold and dark void that is Ashley's knot...

As tvtropes.org would define it: "High Octane Nightmare Fuel" :fear: Didn't you play it?
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, I've played Overlord, but I remember you said you bought it but not played it yet. I was curious to know your opinion :)
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:iconplushkraken:
PlushKraken Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010
Man, that must have been a while... We really aren't talking that regularly anymore. :roll:

Well, most of the time it was just plain scary. But the ending is a true tear jerker. :tears:
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Remember when one of the door holo-panels starts moving towards another door? That's totally crazy :D
That part of Overlord reminded me a lot of the haunted hotel in Vampire: Bloodlines.
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:iconplushkraken:
PlushKraken Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010
Yeah... stupid V.I., messing with us. I wonder why it didn't just slam the doors in our faces.

Good comparism, that place was horrifying. :fear:
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hally255 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Student Digital Artist
ah that creeped me out soooo bad now every time i see a geth i turn down the volume of fear they'll say that
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:iconplushkraken:
PlushKraken Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
Yeah... the first time that VI shouted at me, I had to pause and change my pants. :fear:
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:iconhally255:
hally255 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Student Digital Artist
ya same i awoke my paerents when i screamed. i was not expecting that to appear on my screen
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holodeck-shepard Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Student Writer
I had that too, and playing it at ten in the evening is also not a good idea
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:iconhally255:
hally255 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Student Digital Artist
lol try 2am in the morning! yay i was in trouble..
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:iconholodeck-shepard:
holodeck-shepard Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Student Writer
me too, I had it at full volume and I was alone, I almost couldn't finish it, but at the end I cried, cos it was so sad. Poor David.
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hally255 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Student Digital Artist
i was going renagade but i couldnt bring myself to do that i know its a game but stilll its sad
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:iconlirulin-yirth:
Lirulin-yirth Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
Cutscenes, cutscenes and cutscenes =) I haven't tried playing ME, but in NWN2 one can surely eat lunch while the cutscenes are going and going ;)
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not to mention loading times :D
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:iconthesimmaster:
TheSimMaster Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
Fable 2's are worse, thank you. ;-)
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:iconlirulin-yirth:
Lirulin-yirth Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010
Ah, yes! Different cutscenes demand different areas.. %) A lot of areas...
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:iconicanseeuuu:
icanseeuuu Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
Yeah, specially when you finally manage to get into the city. You get like two or three cutscenes + the one at the Flagon.
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RogueRubberDuck Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
Hey Ash! No cheating!
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:iconmckeon:
McKeon Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
She is sensibly following one of the rules of the Seven habits of highly effective pirates. Only cheaters prosper.
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:iconladyilona1984:
LadyIlona1984 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
that's a lava lamp. :D
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:iconplushkraken:
PlushKraken Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
All hail the lava lamp! :worship:
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:iconladyilona1984:
LadyIlona1984 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep. ;)
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:iconweerlegion:
WeeRLegion Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
... XD

I didn't really feel quite that way with Mass Effect; it's such an simple game that the cutscenes aren't really overly disruptive. But, say, some RTS games that get cut apart time and again to display utterly useless cutscenes or tutorials or whatever... Gawds. xD
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spruce56 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
> And I still love the way you draw geth.
Giant lava lamp...snerk.
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MyLadyLydia Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
Seconded.
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