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Mess Perfect 2 - 158 by Epantiras Mess Perfect 2 - 158 by Epantiras
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Enter Mr. Water Dispenser, Tech Specialist Extraordinaire.

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:iconfleetandflotilla:
fleetandflotilla Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
I've been reading this comic for the past few hours and I think this panel is my favourite so far. I can't stop laughing! The idea of Shepard tripping balls during the planning for the most important mission she's ever faced cracks me up.

"The stakes have never been higher!...is that a pony in the corner?"
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ManusDei Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
Put dispenser here?
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AngelOfLife0600 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
even the water dispenser has a N7 uniform , hell yeah :D
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Alsi-Margaret Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Mr. Water Dispenser has the best tits...
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:iconblackdiamond874:
BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Oh you bastard! You made me spill my fucking Gatorade from laughing at your damn comment! FUCK!
Either way, kudos, fuckin' funny as hell. XD
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Beezqp2 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He died protecting the Galaxy. He was the finest tech spec in the ranks of N7...
His name was Mr. Water Dispenser.
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Never forget. :)
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And here I thought she would choose the hamster XD
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:iconkingkamina999:
KingKamina999 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
Licking Thane too much, eh Shepard-chan?
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:iconfritodan:
FritoDan Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
Di pił per favore?

(I hope I said that correctly.)
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:iconstalingrad6:
StalinGrad6 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
where mess perfect 2 159? where mess perfect 3?

*SAAAAADNESS*
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:iconadm-ntek:
ADM-Ntek Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
mess perfect 3 comes after mess perfect 2 i hope. at the current pace that will be in summer.
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:iconstalingrad6:
StalinGrad6 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
YAAAAAAY id happydance but im not 17 anymore. lol
brilliant series, seriously!
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KialaTiagra Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
whats the connection of her spending time with thane making her choose the water dispenser? is it because she is so drunk in love she can;t think straight? or is it the oral contact with thane that cause hallucinations?
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:iconsirbubbles1982:
SirBubbles1982 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
It's the licking Drell will cause hallucinations thing. Mentioned earlier in this series.
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:iconrealdeadmeat:
Realdeadmeat Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
also Mr. Water Dispenser worst tech specialist ever
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:iconperahn:
Perahn Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013
Blasphemy!
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:iconrealdeadmeat:
Realdeadmeat Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
when is next mess perfect coming out
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:iconhibouman:
HibouMan Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
lol!
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:iconcorporal-yakob:
Corporal-Yakob Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
I sent Mordin into the heated tubes of death on my first playthrough and he died: the bloody game tricked me by having him operating TECHNICAL ITEMS throughout the entire game!
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sorcikator Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
But is a BIOLOGIST, not a technician. I made the same mistake the first time I play. Just because I romanced Tali, and I didn't wanted to risk her life. T_T
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Corporal-Yakob Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
Yeah well I know that now, having paid more attention on subsequent playthroughs. :P And that's precisely the reason I sent him in, which just goes to show how utterly compromised we are as military commanders:

"I think we should send in Mordin, he seems to have the necessary expertise for this mission."

"I think we should send in Tali because she's obviously better qualified and the only reason you won't send her in is because you're sleeping with her."

"......Shut up!"
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sorcikator Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Why do you think I fall in the same trap? :P
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sorcikator Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Hum...I review to the wrong thing...woops.
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CodenameAlgol Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
It's actually very misleading, since all his powers in the game are Tech Powers: Incinerate, Cryo Blast and Neural Shock. Logic tells, he should have made a good tech specialist, but somehow he isn't
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Dibol Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Let me put it this way, would you expect your car mechanic to perform heart surgery for you?
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:iconletticiae:
Letticiae Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
LOL! Awesome! Looking forward to more!
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KendraPendragon Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
LOL! How do you come up with this stuff??! Hilarious!
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D1abl0ufo654 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
Soon I wait Mess Perfect 3
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LaNoif Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am waiting what will happen next :D
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:iconsorcikator:
sorcikator Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
I wonder how the hell will they survive the mission with her ? :-P
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:iconspeed-demon253:
speed-demon253 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
Candy that's how
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:iconsorcikator:
sorcikator Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Seems legit. ^^
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mythlover20 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Professional Writer
He will rise to the challenge, and lay all foes at Shepard's feet, for he is Dispenser, Mr Water Dispenser.
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ckmatherly Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
You are brilliant! I haven't laughed this much in ages!
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aboireamanger Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
I follow your story for a long time and I always find it awesome. I hope you will continue your project. (sorry for the poor quality of my english, I'm swiss and that's not my best point))
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Effortless-Stef Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013   Writer
Well, of course the Dispenser is the right choice. After all, who built him? :iconengineerplz:
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WielaZystna Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist
Imaginating hallucinations after the boss battel...
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:icondimlormeister:
DimlorMeister Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
And that's how everything ended...
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devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Shepard's planning skills + hallucinations = We're doomed.
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Locutus87 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Because he's not the hero the galaxy deserves, but the one it needs right now. He's a silent guradian, a watchful protector... a Water Dispenser!
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Lieutenant-America Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What's his archnemesis? Evaporation? "The vapor rises, Water Dispenser."
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:iconlocutus87:
Locutus87 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
"When your water has evaporated, you'll have my permission to die."
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
It's a N7 water dispenser!
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:iconlittlecrazyneko411:
littlecrazyneko411 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
MR. WATER DISPENSER WILL SAVE THIS WHOLE MISSION!!!!!!!!
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:iconsilentkittyk:
SilentKittyK Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
lol =)
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silver-spurs Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
xDD
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JelenaEllethil Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They should hope the effects of the drell sweet loving will vanish by the time suicide mission starts. It won't do any good for her or the squad to be in the state she is in here.
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sadafdaryaei Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
BECAUSE HES THE BEST THE GALAXY CAN OFFER
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:iconfritodan:
FritoDan Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Chuckled at the N7 stripe on the water cooler, haha.
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Zambatoh Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Water Dispenser got a field promotion. Excellent.
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