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Mass Effect fandom in a nutshell

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:iconcaptainsomething8:
CaptainSomething8 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
Hey, at least you got a kiss. All us Garrusmancers got was some forehead rubbing. Some very sweet and lovable forehead rubbing, but still!
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:iconcillaroth:
Cillaroth Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
But the romance scene with Kaidan had full on naked bodies rolling around on the bed. Double Standards....
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nexus763 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
Watch Las Vegas Parano, it should turn out the same after that much contact with Thane
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SuperVegitoFAN Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
...BLame fox news...
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:iconxhagast:
xhagast Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
If you want nudity try the Witcher. But you cannot customize the character.
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:icongranten:
Granten Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Remember that contact with drells is supposed to cause hallucinations for humans. That must have been one weird trip.
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:iconuav:
uav Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
So true, so very, very true:'c
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Mikaela1987 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
Spent 2 hour looking at a picture of Kaidan...
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:iconchibi-myriam:
Chibi-Myriam Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
True,I don't understand it...
It's already a PEGI 18 for the violence or the history so WHY NOT put it to the part where they had sex too?
I don't say I want a porn or something but just something like in ME1 it was nice hot but not porn
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sorcikator Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
It's because of Fox. They bash against ME1 romances so hard they manage to scared Bioware. Those Fox bastards...I hate them.
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:iconchibi-myriam:
Chibi-Myriam Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
Ok... You're right Fox bastards!
Thanks for the answer!
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:iconsorcikator:
sorcikator Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
But you're welcome. ^_^
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:iconihateprawns:
Ihateprawns Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YES OH GOD THE WASTED POTENTIAL
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:iconblackace202:
blackace202 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
mass effect 1 got all that lol
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:iconholidayrush:
Holidayrush Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I KNOW! I GOT JIPPED ON MY SEX SCENE
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:iconxscowlx:
xscOwlx Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
I know right? How dare they give him all that beautiful man-cleavage but not the drell equivalent of a nipple? Damn teases. XD
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RoluevasVasReisa Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Professional General Artist
Bioware
Assuming Direct Control of romance and love since 2007
(could be earlier but i never played Kotor or Jade)

Cause yeah according to Bioware unless ur a blue girl with head tentacles, then why bother having any nudity at all. Oh its ok if it's a blue girl cause heaven forbid a single Bioware employee not being a fanboy for blue women, but anything else No. Blue women or nothing at all. Eugh -__- but looking at star child its clear Bioware dumbed this story down more and more and more as time went on to the point that they scrapped everything except their sick weird fetishes for blue women
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silent-assassinxii Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
LOVE THE LAST PANEL!!! lol ^_^ My thoughts exactly when I played.
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I bet Udina was behind this! :shakefist: Curse you, politicans!! XC
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:icontheseanchaithe:
TheSeanchaithe Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
Same thing with Garrus romance... all you get is a headbump...
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KialaTiagra Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
even garrus still has his suit on, go figure XD
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SynneWarrior Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
I believe the censoring is called *your mom dissaproves* and *time constraints* ;)
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:iconbinkumuja:
BinkuMuja Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Pretty sure it was more along the lines of 'lazy BS.' The only character to get a gratuitous love scene was Liara in ME1 + 3. Everyone else gets shafted-the alien romances especially (When it doesn't involve miss blue)
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SirBubbles1982 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Actually, if you ever played as ManShep and romanced Ashley, that's a little less tame. Only in ME1, however.
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SynneWarrior Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Heh. So a bit of laziness and time constraints xD
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BinkuMuja Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
And model swapping for said 'love scenes'. That seems to happens a heck of a lot in other Bioware titles. To be honest I just lack any hope that they will yank themselves out of whatever pit they've swan dived into for five pence.
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:iconarchon89:
Archon89 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
Ed ecco perchè le scene romantiche del primo Mass Effect rimangono sempre le migliori... :D
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chrono2455 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
I'll admit, I actually kind of prefer the romantic scenes to be more about the interaction and character than sexings, especially because at most you get sideboob, at worst you get sex through clothing.
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razorblade456 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Garrus' scene is even less eventful. And then don't even get me started on ME3's...Kaiden in the bed...Garrus reading on the couch. WTF? Love your comic as always.
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ASpieboy Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
love Thane kissyface
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:iconrandommuthafu:
randommuthafu Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
miranda doesn't count, we need nakey asses
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KingReuma Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
X D really? lolz
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erwinkfoto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013   General Artist
Hahahahaha omg I laughed my *beautiful, romantic and tasteful* ass off :D!
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KendraPendragon Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
LOL! EXACTLY my thoughts! :D
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:iconmythlover20:
mythlover20 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional Writer
That's what flycam is for. *wink* *wink* ;)
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bevveh Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist
People had a problem with the Garrusmance and I'm like.. I thought it was so touching and the fade leaves it to imagination anyway? Horny buggers.
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LittleBlackSparrow Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BioWare just didn't want a repeat of Fox's ****, again. [link]
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screwinon Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Bioware are such racists against anyone who ISN'T a blue woman. :iconfrownyfaceplz:
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NeroonCousland Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
That's why so many ME players come to visit DeviantArt :D .
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secretkisse Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Liara gets pretty nekkid... also fandom in a nutshell... ;p
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ActuallyFenHarel Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
AGREED! A MILLION TIMES AGREED!
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thebabana Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Keep up the good work! These comics always brighten my day (Even when I'm studying for my f*cking SAT)!!

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morrigan9 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist
Brosheps romances are better. Not fair.
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n7petiole Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Ass, please :)
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SerahStark Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Idiocy ? no. Excellent ? yes ! x)
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:iconaltariah:
Altariah Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
This is me D: Oh, gosh.
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orionprod Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Sorry, I just have to ask: what graphics tablet do you use?
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wacom
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:iconorionprod:
orionprod Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Ok, most of the people use wacom but which? :) Can you tell me? Please?
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Epantiras Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Volito. As far as I know, it's been discontinued and replaced by Bamboo
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