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Shepard to the rescue!

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:iconangeloflife0600:
AngelOfLife0600 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
seems legit
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:iconchunkymonkey75:
chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
i just got the fact that Dr. Chakwas' name mixed around is hacksaw. o_o
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Looks more like a pirate out for treasure hunting XD
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:iconnjkcnbr:
NJKCNBR Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
super
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:iconpadawanmage:
Padawanmage Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
"Here Be Dragons" *snort* nice!
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:icongrusnoid:
Grusnoid Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Yeah that whole "Lets leave the ship because the Collectors need to attack." thing was pretty weak. First time I saw it, I literally scratched my head at the prospect. I thought it was incredibly stupid.
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:iconscrewinon:
screwinon Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
I would really love your interpretation on what Shepard and her crew were REALLY doing when they left the Normandy. Because I always figured that they actually got a little RnR on Kahje courtesy of Thane. I mean hey, the planet is 90% islands, if that isn't a summer destination I don't know what is! :D
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:icongombos198:
gombos198 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
LoL :D
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:iconanitalaloca:
anitalaloca Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist
Her boots are fantabulous
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
What, you didn't like the completely arbitrary plot 'development' of kidnapping the crew while the ship was randomly floating 'somewhere', and the ENTIRE spec ops force of 12 to 14 people stuffs themselves into one shuttle, when we never took more than 3 on the shuttle before? Heck in my first play through, I didn't even have a mission to go to, I was just arbitrarily sent off to get me out of the ship.

...

Okay, that was a really stupid piece of writing completely substandard for the rest of the game.

Look at the bright side, its pretty much the typical writing level for Mass Effect 3! :D
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:iconmarzx1234:
MarzX1234 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Only for the original ending of Mass Effect 3, really.
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Not really, the writing for ME3 overall was pretty weak, the original end was just so absurdly bad that it distracts one from the other problems. Even the revised ending isn't that good, it at least isn't complete fail and is tolerable, but that's it.
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MarzX1234 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I actually haven't fully beat ME3 since the hate for the ending has put me off to finishing it but I agree the extended ending, while it fixes some problems, still isn't that great. As for the writing as a whole, since I haven't finished I can't really say. Though from what I've seen and heard from people, it's not bad. What does irk me about the writing is the lack of dialogue trees. I don't think the ending distracted people from other problems; they all say the game was fine until the end. If they were pissed off with other things from the game they certainly would have mentioned it in their rage.
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Actually on the Bioware forum there was quite a bit of discussion early last year about the other problems the game had.

The contrived and heavy handed nature of the Normandy kidnapping was repeated several times in ME3 to varying degrees, sometimes slightly, sometimes heavily.

You mention the poor dialog trees, that is s symptom of a larger problem, that the game is surprisingly linear. Some of the missions are quite good, others less so. Mars was interesting, the Geth-Quarian resolution was quite good (and could make s lie of the supposed reason for the Reapers), and other areas were good too.

The Rachni piece on the other hand sucked, as did the Jacob reunion. I'm of mixed feelings regarding Miranda and the Sanctuary mission, it didn't actually make a lot of sense.

Everything about Kai-lame was bad. Horribly, horribly contrived. He should have simply been shot in the head on the Citadel. On Thessia only the gunship made him a challenge, and on the Cerberus base only loads of backup made him a threat.

The entire thing with the stupid kid - and those stupid boring annoying unskippable dreams - was as subtle as a brick to the head.

Traynor was Kelly revamped, but attempting to make her more than just a secretary. Allers was stupid, and probably a bribe to IGN and G4. And so on.

I also found the combat less interesting than ME2, it was often linear and repetitive. And I *hated* the entire battle for Earth sequence.

Oh to be fair, on its on the game wasn't that bad, say an 8 of 10. But as a ME sequel it was was sub standard. As Call of Duty in space it was fine, but as Mass Effect, it was weak.
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MarzX1234 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Since I haven't finished the game, I can't say anything about Miranda or the Battle for Earth missions. I've played up to Jacob's reunion and the missions have been pretty good, except for the Rachni mission which I thought was frustrating.

My friend told me that he thought Kai Leng was more of a Mary Sue.

As for the dream kid, yeah I thought it was a poor attempt at making Shepard seem more human.

At least Allers is completely optional. Though I wish they would have used that other reporter from the previous games(not the one you punch but Wong was it?).

I'd say the combat was best in ME3 (the game had a lot more RPG elements for combat than ME2 did).

I have more issues (nothing too major, though) but after that I'm surprised you consider it 8/10. My favourite parts are the death scenes of the characters (Mordin's death comes to mind). But please don't compare it to CoD, I'm so sick of people talking about CoD everywhere.

Anyway, nice talking to you, I guess?
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Not really, the writing for ME3 overallv
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:iconlegionalmond:
LegionAlmond Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Armed with mighty plot armour, we know no common sense, for we are the protagonist chosen of the player!

Pretty much how i felt after the whole crew kidnapped thing. Or at least my Shepard did.
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:iconaddira:
Addira Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha! Dc. Hacksaw <= Every time!
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:iconagnes90:
agnes90 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yay! new page :D
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:iconkoltai91:
koltai91 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Wait a minute: did she upgrade the shield? We've seen the armor and the cannon, but they were just talking about the shields.
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Epantiras Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you mean the Multicore Shielding (Tali's upgrade)? It's on page 141
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:iconsilentkittyk:
SilentKittyK Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Shepard has been borrowing stuff from Izzy again =) well. All her old stuff had to go somewhere.
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:icontraditionalfire:
Traditionalfire Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student
I always thought the abduction of the crew was weird. "Take the shuttle to the next mission" Wich mission?! That was just cheap.

And by the way, where do that "here be dragons" thing come from? I've seen it in other things but never got it.
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TheShepard256 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
1. You're right about the "next mission" thing. I always complete every single mission before going to get the IFF, except for Legion's loyalty mission which is only unlocked after getting the IFF. Which means I always go through the Omega-4 Relay right after the abduction. Another thing I found confusing in that part was that Shepard always says to Miranda "you thought of everything", even if they're completely renegade.
2. A more Mass Effect-appropriate version of "here be dragons" is "here be Reapers".
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:icontraditionalfire:
Traditionalfire Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student
1. You know you can do Legion's loyalty mission after the abduction without worrying about anyones death?
2. lolz
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:icontheshepard256:
TheShepard256 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Answer to 1.: I read that somewhere on ME wiki.
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:icontraditionalfire:
Traditionalfire Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student
Good hunting to you.
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that's what people used to write on maps in the middle ages
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:icontraditionalfire:
Traditionalfire Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student
Seems random.
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:icondeathstrikesquirrel:
deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Have another disaster resulting in almost everyone dieing so your shepard will have another thing to PTSD about.
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:iconmrspartin:
MrSpartin Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I cant wait to see how your playthrough went! :D
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:icondevilsadvocate222289:
devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
There be Dragons beyond the Relay of Omega 4!
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:iconperahn:
Perahn Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Love the outfit! That should totally have been available in-game.
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:iconapollonight:
ApolloNight Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
shits just got real. O_O
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:iconcount-kraumburger1:
Count-KraumBurger1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i don't think anyone is gonna die, I think this Shepard did all the loyalty quests
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:iconhaelp:
Haelp Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
haha ! Cerberus North.

And, by the way, long live to Mess Perfect ! Don't stop this hilarious works.
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:iconbijuu-sama:
bijuu-sama Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
only the collector ship and the LotSB remain. then ME3!
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:iconkoltai91:
koltai91 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
And Arrival.
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:iconsyreenorder:
SyreenOrder Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This has to be my favorite edition thus far! lol.
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:icontoaorka:
ToaOrka Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You had better find a way to kill Miranda.
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:icondarthkaiser:
DarthKaiser Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
I think I saw a smiley Harbinger in the background. Scared now...

***POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT***

Team Leader will be Miranda

Tech is Tali

Escort is Mordin

As far as I know, Grunt will die for some reason.

The Final Team is Thane and Garrus.

Source of Spoiler: Epantiras' MASSIVE Mass Effect 2 Meme.
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:iconsorcikator:
sorcikator Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Oh crap...I just realise...you have the possibility to kill any characters here...bloodbath incoming?

*cough*Kelly's gonna die.*cough*
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:iconjarwy82:
Jarwy82 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Oh man, not the (troll) Kelly.
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:iconkanefora:
Kanefora Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Love her hat :D
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:iconexiton:
Exiton Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
I call her Dr. Bastillasmother.
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:iconzeta42:
Zeta42 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Kelly dies. I just know.
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:icontrishata96:
Trishata96 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Why can i see your Shepard deliberty leaving certain characters to die. *cough*Kelly*cough*
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:iconansalagon:
Ansalagon Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Bring back a dragon as pet! or a reaper! XD
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:iconpersephonewatching:
PersephoneWatching Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I get the feeling Shepard's been spending too much time with Isabella :-p
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:iconnielspeterdejong:
NIELSPETERDEJONG Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Go go commander sheppard!
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