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The Hammerhead is free because it's 90% recycled cardboard.

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:iconhalloweenjack64:
halloweenjack64 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
Haters hate on the Hammerhead because the Mako left them unfamiliar with a concept called "dodging". 
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:iconnamikatsch:
NamikaTsch Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
It's one thing to dodge and a whole another to die from three damned hits -_-... Whoever made the Hammerhead forgot to include shields in the design.
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:iconangeloflife0600:
AngelOfLife0600 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
This. xD
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:iconspartan-117cortana:
Spartan-117Cortana Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
Don't get all the hate for the hammerhead, performed WAY better and manuvered far better than the Mako, might not have been able to take as much damage but it could also dish out tons more to make up for it, overall it's a 100% IMPORVMENT.
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:iconjackieblackie:
JackieBlackie Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
dear God! the horror! What God awful planet Has birds that poop Nitro-gliceren?
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
That had to be one of the lamest DLC since the Horse Armour in Oblivion.
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:iconognimaeb:
OgNimaeb Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
Priceless!
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:iconpadawanmage:
Padawanmage Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Was that a three-eyed bird?
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:iconsecretkisse:
secretkisse Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
...and 10% hope. I LOVE THIS PAGE! It's so true :heart:
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:iconviconiadevir:
viconiadevir Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
When it was announced, I imagined for some reason that Hammerhead will be able to fly above the clouds or something. Needless to say, my hopes were brutally crushed by the harsh reality. I hated Hammerhead and tried to forget about it as soon as I killed all the geth and finished the damn DLC.
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:iconmandulis:
Mandulis Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Hey, where's our "NEXT next next week" sign?
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:iconwyczesanybobr:
wyczesanybobr Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
I hate that flying CardBoard Box.
In ME1 it was like:
Geth Trooper - Oh no, its MAKO! Runaway!
And in ME2
Me in the Hammerhead - Oh no, its Geth Trooper! Runaway!

>.<
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:iconplushkraken:
PlushKraken Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
This thing ain't got sh*t on good ol' Mako. Nothing more awesome than playing spider-tank. :spidey:

Had fun shooting rockets though.
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:iconzeta42:
Zeta42 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
Wait, now you're gonna depict Overlord? Can't wait to see that
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:icontheshepard256:
TheShepard256 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, the first DLC to include the Hammerhead was the Firewalker pack (which is free with Cerberus Network), and Overlord costs 560 MS/Bioware points.
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:iconeleima:
Eleima Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That is sooooo true!!! :D
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:iconadm-ntek:
ADM-Ntek Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
in the words of udina "Outrage".
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:iconeffortless-stef:
Effortless-Stef Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012   Writer
Me Grimlock need more Mess Perfect. :C
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:iconyraelmogget:
YraelMogget Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I never had any problems with flying the thing... It's a bitch to control when you're trying to analyse samples, though, yes.
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:iconsorcikator:
sorcikator Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
Are you again stuck with that «social life» thing? This is unneccaptable. T.T

Just kiddin' :P
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:iconsorcikator:
sorcikator Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
*unacceptable. Sorry for my very bad english.
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:iconkillazombie:
KillaZombie Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student General Artist
B-but it IS next week ;_;
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:iconskiman84:
skiman84 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
I love the Hammer Head. yes it is it has week armor but thats why you have to be a good pilot.
Still funny as always. ^_^
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:iconmonitor49:
monitor49 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
Ha ha, so true.
I actually preferred the mako. That thing actually felt more like a tank. A tank with a sniper zoom for it's cannon, kinetic barriers, jump-jets, and can drive up walls!
The problem wasn't the Mako it was the level design. Sure there was the odd thresher-maw problem, but after a while you can predict when one is going to appear because of the large flat patch of land around you. Do you really think the Hammerhead would stand a chance against a thresher-maw?
Speaking of the Hammerhead, the vehicle is rubbish in a fight. However it feels better because the levels were better designed to make the most of it's abilities, namely, it's speed, vaguely-tracking rockets, and high power thrusters. They both have merit, but down more to personal preference and design philosophies. A good vehicle in a bad situation and vice versa can make a quite difference. Don't hate the car, hate the designers.
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:icontheshepard256:
TheShepard256 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed. My strategy with the Hammerhead in combat is to stay as far away as possible from the enemy, shoot, retreat when the siren-type things are sounding, then repeat once the Hammerhead is back at what I think is full health.
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:iconmonitor49:
monitor49 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
With the Mako, I find a nearby mountain and snipe with the main gun... Or just run them over for a laugh. Plus,the Mako doesn't freeze solid after a couple of minutes in the cold. Though at the same time,if your quick you can jump out of lava before it melts you in the Hammerhead. The Mako, not so much.
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:iconapok305:
apok305 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
what's the tree eyed crow doing in mass effect :p
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:icongombos198:
gombos198 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
1 week :NEXT next week
now:NEXT next week
WATH?
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:iconagentwill65:
Agentwill65 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I started reading the first one a couple days ago, and now I realize I've caught up makes me want to cry.
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:icongun-nut777:
Gun-nut777 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I played ME2 before getting around to ME so I ended up driving the Hammerhead first. Hated the manouverability in the Mako and wanted the hammerhead again.
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:iconnicottia:
Nicottia Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh those birds... such a destructive force. ;) Tbh I prefered hammerhead to mako... I guess mostly due to the fact that in ME2 you didn't use it a lot and there were no thresher maws spawning randomly under you (instant death :<)... Had to press F5 as much as I could, in case thresher was nearby lol. ;)
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dsp2003 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Best. Joke. Ever.

I've missed Mako in ME2 and was enraged at BWEA for that crappy cardbard BummerHead. >_<
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:iconlittlegoblet:
littlegoblet Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
or. . . . . that three eyed birdy has acid poo :P
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:iconeffortless-stef:
Effortless-Stef Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012   Writer
This looks like a job for... *dun du du dah!*

Damon Baird! :icondamonbairdplz:
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:iconltashler:
LTAshler Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
FOR REAL
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:iconpersephonewatching:
PersephoneWatching Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This never happened to me, maybe it was because I mastered the art of jumping on the spot and shooting at things.
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:icontomzanovich:
TomZanovich Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Maybe... But at least, the Cerberus' version can repair itself ! While with the old Alliance Mako, you had to split Omni-Gel in it.
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devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Well there's your problem....it was a three-eyed bird. Those things are way stronger than the two-eyed models....
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:iconvampireguardian:
Vampireguardian Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
So, true X). At least the MAKO could take a hit or 50!
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:iconmrspartin:
MrSpartin Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe, but it sure couldn't fly.
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:iconvampireguardian:
Vampireguardian Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
It could...uh, jump and flounder as it free fell towards the ground, >.< I was the asshole who after hitting the edge, or just before, hit the thrusters for maximum boost :P.
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:iconthesnake11201:
Thesnake11201 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
..Thats why I kept blowing up for no reason.....
Wheres Shale when you need him?
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:icontiskatiska:
TiskaTiska Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
90% recycled cardboard with an extra bonus of stability on the remaining 10% cotton cushioning. Rage boiling silently.
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:iconleviadragon99:
leviadragon99 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
To be fair, landing in lava/acid would bust up most vehicles pretty quickly, and I didn't notice it being that bad in a fight with the geth forces given that it was maneuverable enough to get out of the way of their attacks.

Hell, I'd have been happy with it if it weren't for the BS platforming they made you do with it, and it's marginally better than the third game's complete lack of vehicles...

That superlaser/energy-field base approach in Overlord was BS though.

Plus they lampooned it and the Mako in the third game for both their faults, that wins Bioware back some points with regards to vehicle sections with me.
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:iconjynxies:
Jynxies Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Thresher Maw acid strips straight through shields... but even the Mako could take a couple of hits of that before exploding. Okay yeah, it didn't do so well with lava either but seriously... any more then one direct hit and the hammerhead goes up in flames! A geth trooper could take down the hammerhead. And if you try to run bad guys over like you can with the Mako, you go from full health to instant sirens and flames.

Still, awesome comic. Made me laugh harder because it really isnt far from the truth.
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:iconleviadragon99:
leviadragon99 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
At least the Hammerhead can repair itself given a moment, you don't have to blow a whole bunch of omni-gel...

And being hit with a glob of corrosives is a little different to being immersed in it...
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:icontheshepard256:
TheShepard256 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
In my experience, the Mako could only take one hit from Thresher Maw acid, and that nearly destroys it.
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:iconeffortless-stef:
Effortless-Stef Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012   Writer
EXTREME MAKO FREESTYLE
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:icongombos198:
gombos198 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
nice!
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:icontanuki-kage:
tanuki-kage Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Won't they learn that fighting in vehicles KINDA SUCKS?
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