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I've been waiting for a good opportunity to make the Donovan Cock joke... since I saw him for the first time.
And... OMG Shepard's awkwardly running like a soldier in a dress...

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emax130 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
I fucking love that dress, I never took it off once I got it. If I could mod the game and play through entirely in that dress i would die a happy person.
Aliros Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yeap, animations suck. She is a he but with boobs (
SuperVegitoFAN Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
As for the dragon age joke... hocks va has a FUCKTON of roles in dao...

according to imdb... its FRICKING MASSIVE:.. that and hes engineer donnelly as well.
Granten Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
SFDebris has a good theory about this mission. It was a gigantic insurance scam by Hock. He deliberately allowed them inside and hired incompetent guards because he wanted his stuff blown up.
Epantiras Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Granten Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
Think about it.
1. Mr./Ms. Gunn received an invitation even though Shepard's fake reputation was only a few months old at most and not enough to warrant the invitation to a private party of this importance.
2. Hock didn't have Shepard and Kasumi arrested the moment he recognized Kasumi*.
3. He allowed them to put the statue of Saren containing your weapons** next to the vault even though the guards can't scan it and he knows who Kasumi is.
4. That same statue of Saren that you bring is the only gift I can think of that gets left outside the vault door***.
5. One guard leaves a datapad in full full of everyone noting that they can't sneak away because their superior is a tyrant.
6. Two guests loudly speak about which room is Hock's despite it not being artistically interesting****.
7. These guards apparently can't hear gunshots over the music. The soft, calming, not-at-all loud music.
8. They don't think to keep guards in the vault or even the door to the vault.
9. The guards don't get suspicious at the idea that their tyrant superior would want one of the guests to get private, unattended access to Hock's room.
10. The security system doesn't send out an alarm the moment power to the vault door gets cut.
11. Then Hock sends guards in shooting. In the same room as his priceless treasures.
12. Along the way Hock makes it clear multiple times that he plans to torture Kasumi to death*****.

The only way you can follow that and still believe that the mission has good writing is if Hock actually WANTED all of this to happen. Without that there is no way a real warmongering, paranoid rich S.O.B. would behave this way.

*Yes that would have been embarrassing but far less dangerous than shooting up the vault room (see my point at 11).
**Even though it really doesn't make sense to bring enough weapons to wipe out a battalion if you're going for a covert burglary. The entire point of the plan was to get in and out without anyone knowing, bringing weapons didn't help do that and ran the risk of being detected. In fact, going by in-game logic and not SFDebris/my logic, it was bringing those weapons that GOT them caught. Without it Hock would never have gone outside, seen Kasumi and sent his guards after them. So yeah, everyone who died and the great danger you were in (real nice having a combat mission with a gunship and waves of enemies and only Kasumi for backup) was entirely Kasumi's fault.
***Obviously all the others were put inside the vault or at some security station. Hock wanted the Saren statue at the vault door in case Kasumi needed it to break into the vault.
****Obviously plants by Hock to tell Shepard and Kasumi which room they needed to break into to get his DNA.
*****Subtly encouraging Kasumi to not surrender despite overwhelming odds and increasing the damage he claim insurance on.
oshgeth117 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
he died at the end did he fake his death to?
Granten Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Sure, why not? The Council probably couldn't get anything concrete on him so they started looking at his taxes and he faked his death to get away from it. I bet a huge amount of his assets were liquidated hours before the attack and were transferred to the account of a Mr. 'Hoque' somewhere in the Terminus systems. After that the Council auditors were left shaking their heads and cursing the idiots who shot up the place.

Because, let's face it, it's still more plausible than what we're told in the game. After all he claims to have a fleet of gunships but he only bothered to bring one to the fight? He piloted it himself? He randomly shot at them and then flew off leaving his people without close air support instead of flying in closer and shooting Kasumi and Shepard up?
gendoruwo Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015
the best explanation i can offer to Hock's screw ups is that he's caught totally unprepared for having Kasumi just stroll in like that. Hence he made plenty of poor decisions.
Granten Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015
The problem there is that a lot of them require too much setup to be spur of the moment accidents. There's a datapad left around by one guard telling another what the password for the vault is, even though he outright says that it doesn't matter since the password needs Hock's voice to work, making it useless for anyone else.

Now obviously this was all for things to help you in the game so you could get to Hock's vault with a minimum of stealth or talking in case you and your character aren't good at it. As a game it makes sense. As a story it doesn't.
Blare67 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012
Hey! I see the picture of Hunger from MotB! ^_^
kirbydelsol Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012
It'll be a month next week since we've seen anything new from her, hope she is alright.
SyreenOrder Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Same here. I always look forward each week to see what she's going to create next in the series. Her sense of humor is really makes me chuckle.
AngelOfLife0600 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012
i had to look twice to observe that kasumi is standing behind hock :d
JackScotch Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Is she okey? I'am from Russia and our fans worry about her too. Sorry for my english)
shev00 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
-So, Mr. Cock...
-Itīs Hock.
-Yeah, Hawke.
-Who the hell invited you!?

I Love this parody.
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is that by any chance the Soul eating curse thingy from Neverwinter Nights in the picture on the last panel???

(Wonder if Bishop sold it there or was invited as well lol )

Yes, that's what woman complained about ME2 the most - why is female Shepard running like a man?!?!
daemongloom Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
And that was second week without updates.. Such a pity..
dsp2003 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Let's just hope she's OK...
RobertFiddler Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012
Thank god, she is fine... I guess ^^ She updated her twitter yesterday
Drakuba Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
she simply play Diablo III
Kael23 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
Last pannel: Soul sucking thing from tba
KialaTiagra Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
XD i was amazed when i played this level. No silencer yet they have no alarm whatsoever...
selvokaz Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
you know now that i think about it, i wonder what the party guest where thinking when the fighting started between Hock's men, Kasumi and Shepard after breaking into the Vault?
cannongamesx Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist

laughed my ass off in starbucks today
Atroxa Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
glad i'm not the only one who is annoyed by how they kept the soldjah swag in her dress lol
TifMyth Featured By Owner May 16, 2012
Even worse than a running like a soldier in a dress...SITTING like a soldier in a dress... :p
gollumss Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
i wish ME games had more such spylike missions where you dont just blast crap out of stuff but also have to do some detective work, after all isnt it what specters are for, but unfortunately even this one turned into shooting, so sad
Vader999 Featured By Owner May 15, 2012
They should have followed the direction Metroid Prime was going. Shooting AND exploration as well as puzzle solving.
YraelMogget Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I was wondering about that. For someone who can headbutt a Krogan, Shepard sure is brave to wear that kind of evening wear. If I was a designer at BioWare, I would have made her wear a ladies pant suit or something more Shepard. If she's a mercenary, anyway, she wouldn't play the 'nice lady' act.
WraithA7 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
Large gunfights in the security room and Hock's room if you goof up; nobody notices. Gotta love those high society parties xD
BandanaChick Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
OMG Mask of the Betrayer soul eater thingy! *plot twist dance*
mandalor3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
*joins in the dance*
Forward-Darkly Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That walk needs to be registered as a weapon, becuase those heels are going to kill someone eventually XD
crisurdiales Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
Her walk with the heels is just what I had expected XD
wunderwolfer Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
Ha ha ha. The dress was absolutely awful not just when she was running but when she sat down in a very unlady like manner
wisecracknmama Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
THIS. Have you ever tried putting that dress on for the Morinth mission? She gets back to Morinth's and sits ankle-crossed-on-knee and GAHHHH THE HORROR....
wunderwolfer Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
Ha ha ha, that's terrifying! Thank the maker I stayed in my uniform for that mission.
silver-spurs Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Yeah, her walking should have given her away...
Ioialoha Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
Fepixx42 Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
I like the reference to the soul eater ^^
littlecrazyneko411 Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
lolololol I'm surprised she's taking the whole "dress and heels" thing so easily XDDDD
Carter-Kaine Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahahaha Mr. Cock XD priceless!
NanQuan Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
yeah she's not exactly lady like in heels... she doesn't sit very lady like either :D
Renegade64 Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wonder where Shepard hid her gun:XD:
Epantiras Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I do wonder the same!
mandalor3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
She probably hid it...wait, no...better not say, she might appear at my house and shoot me if I even try. O.O;;
bullitx92 Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
this mission made me glad to get all the puzzle crap out of the way just to get my combat suit back on. I play as fem shep so yea I can relate to this
Zigmonka86 Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
I love akachi's painting...
mbrsart Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I have to turn on subtitles for Ham Hock. Because I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAYS. What the motherfunyun is that accent?!
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