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Shepard should have flipped the bird and left the Illusive Man the moment he sent him/her into an obvious trap.

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:iconcheernerd7:
cheernerd7 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm dying XD
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:icongendoruwo:
gendoruwo Featured By Owner May 31, 2015
You're not dying you're not. But clearly you're a mistake.
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:icongendoruwo:
gendoruwo Featured By Owner Edited May 31, 2015
sorry, double post.
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:iconroxannestark:
RoxanneStark Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Jack: OMNOMNOM
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:iconthinker1988:
Thinker1988 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Hey I want Miranda's milk too.
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:iconem4oo:
em4oo Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
Wait, what!?
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:iconsirbubbles1982:
SirBubbles1982 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Why oh why couldn't I have chosen to tell TIM to go to hell right there, and go and find another way to fight the Collectors/Reapers? In fact, why couldn't I do that at the start of the game? One reason I really didn't like the game at first. Also, yes, your Shepard is way to easily manipulated, lady. :P
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:icongeekgirl11:
GeekGirl11 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
MAGIC HOLOGRAM CANDY
I like how Shepard is bribed by a picture/video-type-thing-don't-judge-me of candy.
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Shepard is so easy...
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:iconskin2bone:
Skin2bone Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Okay, I literally laugh my butt off at every single picture. You're hilarious.
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:iconapollonight:
ApolloNight Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
F*CK Husks in this game, srsy, f*ck them, and the ppl who thought to change them!
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:iconwielazystna:
WielaZystna Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist
Jack fighting like a husk....
make sense...
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:iconvader999:
Vader999 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
The husk has lactation fetish for Miranda lol.
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:iconcreepingbone:
CreepingBoNE Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
CAN-DAY.
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:iconlammirand99:
LammiRand99 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Its like GLaDOS!!!!! "There will be cake."
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:iconyvetteaudron:
YvetteAudron Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012
ahaa yeah, next thing you know "The candy is a lie!"
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:iconlammirand99:
LammiRand99 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012
I can see the Illusive Man doing that!
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:iconshorteeoneal:
shorteeoneal Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
Omg that would be an extreme PLOT TWIST! *does the plot twist dance*
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:icongranten:
Granten Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
And in the game they pull out the bull line 'if you had known you might have tipped them off'. That was a tired, overused line decades ago and they still pull it out. In real life I'm fairly sure we do not send commandos to sabotage a nuclear facility and fail to tell them that there are a thousand soldiers stationed around it.c
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buttercakescafe Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Boob chew.
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:iconoshgeth117:
oshgeth117 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
probably the happiest husk ever
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:iconheroic-lobster:
Heroic-Lobster Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012
You make the husks look so cute~ :3
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:iconhere4pics:
here4pics Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012
I literally laughed out loud when i saw Jack biting the husks XD
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:icondimone:
Dimone Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
marvelous motivation
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:iconbouncycaitian:
BouncyCaitian Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
oooh, candy
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:icongreenrevan19:
GreenRevan19 Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
Tutti puntano alle tette di Miranda, quando attaccano. CRITICAL FAILURE!

P.s.: ho recuperato tutto il comics da Mess Perfect 1. Lol!
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:iconunholyveggie:
Unholyveggie Featured By Owner May 7, 2012
why do I have a giggle fit everytime something bites Miranda's boobies?
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:iconthesnake11201:
Thesnake11201 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
How could Shepard ever say no to TIM's baby blue eyes?
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:icontifmyth:
TifMyth Featured By Owner May 5, 2012
I love your comics soooo much...
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:icontherealhabib:
TheRealHabib Featured By Owner May 5, 2012
AGREED!!!!!
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:iconkonome:
konome Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
To be fair, candy is a pretty awesome bribe.
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:iconlachaussette:
Lachaussette Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
Magic candy !!!
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:iconbloodra1n:
Bloodra1n Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
It's all ways the boobs with Miranda...

.....Shephard looks more like she's gettin a hug....

......And Jack always goes opposite the norm......
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:iconwarrior536:
Warrior536 Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
I noticed you hardly seem to ever use grunt. He only showed up on 3 pages I think.
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:iconwirls:
Wirls Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
The Miranda boob-nom and Jack chomping on the husk really made me laugh!!! :rofl:
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:icongemini1179:
Gemini1179 Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I like the Husk biting Miranda's boob and Jack biting the Husk. There are a lot of forced-stupidity story problems with Mass Effect 2 that people forgive because of the gameplay and characters.

The worst, in my opinion is in the Lair of the Shadow Broker, when-after you spent all game telling Cerberus how much you hate them and challenging Miranda on the evil experiments- your only option in response to Vasir is to say "I know what they've done, and it doesn't matter." Ungh.
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:icongranten:
Granten Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
You can't even point out that you're simply working with a Cerberus team to go after an imminent threat to the entire galaxy while she's actively murdering people on behalf of a criminal* and we are never shown anything to suggest that the threats she stopped were remotely as dangerous.

*A criminal who could have simply told everyone 'The Reapers are real'.
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Gemini1179 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...and then we get ME3 where we find out that not only have the Humans been violating Council law with the secret "Mars Archives" and the giant Prothean computer there, but the Asari have had a Prothean beacon for how long and it never, not once mentioned the Reapers?

*Sigh* We could probably go on and on till we're blue in the face- and not the good kind of blue like Liara either.
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:icongranten:
Granten Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
I just ignore the third game and pretend the fanfic Renegade Reinterpretations is what happened. Mostly because it doesn't require me to assume that every figure of authority in the entire galaxy is secretly insane.
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:icongemini1179:
Gemini1179 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
indeed
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RayneEthelwulf Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
I just love this comic!
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:iconskiman84:
skiman84 Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
Jack eats husk, husk eats Miranda . . . shepard kills husk.
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:iconwunderwolfer:
wunderwolfer Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
Yeah, candy makes everything better
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:iconsilver-spurs:
silver-spurs Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
"...clearly you were a mistake." xDDD
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:iconcaio-01:
caio-01 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
Holographic candy, the best kind of candy ever!!!
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:iconkatemetalhead:
KateMetalHead Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't listen to him Shepard; the Illusive Man is GLaDOS!
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:iconcontemnosfortuna:
contemnosfortuna Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
I love Jack <3


...Shepard, didn't you ever have that conversation with your parents? The one that says strangers with candy are bad, m'kay?

...*sigh*
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:iconangeloflife0600:
AngelOfLife0600 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
anything for the candies :d
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:iconeffortless-stef:
Effortless-Stef Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012   Writer
Should have brought Garrus.
"And here, I thought I'd have betrayal handed to me on a silver platter."
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:iconpersephonewatching:
PersephoneWatching Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NOT THE PERFECT BOOBS!!!
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