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Mess Perfect 2 - 098 by Epantiras Mess Perfect 2 - 098 by Epantiras
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Before ME2, I used to remember Shiala as "one of the few asari who didn't offer sex to Shepard"

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:iconviewer777:
viewer777 Featured By Owner May 20, 2015
Jack hating everything is almost comparable to Francis from L4D. Nice comic, definitely brightened up my evening.
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Kojak0 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Shiala coming on to Shep is the ONLY instance I find that felt natural - the rest (at least for the female LIs - haven't played a femShep and never will, so I can't talk for the guys) felt tacked on and forced. They were better in ME2 than in ME1, but not much (with Ashley, your choices are "Hell yeah!", "yes" and "maybe").

So I actually enjoyed the scene and Shiala's little flirt.
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BinkuMuja Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
Somehow, I found Shiala less intrusive than the other two Asari who try to wile their way into Shepards undies. Probably because she wasn't trying to sleep with Shepard in the first game?

I find...the Shiala in this comic rather cute~
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StormerTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013   Writer
lo Thane
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Lunatic-Blade Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Student
Anyone else seeing Jack holding a pair of hipster glasses instead of her bra and bewbs?

No?

Okay.
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:iconthegman123:
TheGMan123 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
your drawing of Shiala is actually pretty cute! I bet you used...."personal modeling".....if you get my drift.....:)
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VampireGoddess0806 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
That's just proof of how epic Shepard is. Everyone wants to get into his/her pants.
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:iconbbmactoma:
BBMacToma Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's the only time you'll ever hear me say, "GO GREEN!" XD
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:iconullervoinen:
Ullervoinen Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She practically molested my Shepard with her eyes when thanking for the help...
Funny thing is, that I felt violated... Xd
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deerstop Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Jack was amazing )))
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ClareShepard Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
Jack..
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axely123 Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
LMAO!!!
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o0-MONFACTOR-0o Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
Asari who have hit on Shepard: 3
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littlegoblet Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012
no no Jack I love copy and paste panels. they are a lazy artist best friend. and when I say lazy artist I mean ME :P love how you point these out with our comic relief Jack. here Jacky. can I call you Jacky? Have a cookie.
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bellamonroe3 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012
okaaaaaaay...Mirandas loyalty now right? seriously...she dies...I will punch a bunny..
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ArmoredCat Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012
why, she's a bitch?
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bellamonroe3 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
She is not >:C
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ArmoredCat Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
oh i'm perfect in every single way because my daddy used a lot of money to make me into the perfect biotic . . . you right she's also a marry sue oh and if she's not a bitch why does she want to have sex where tali works and she knows tali likes shepherd so that makes her a marry sue mega bitch
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lilsi89 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
i love this comic, MOAR please
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NickRiemer Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
It's...


masterpiece.


for everything another I've got strong language

--

Be cooler than people think about you
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DesultoryMoonlighter Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012   Artist
hey Epantiras,
1: awesome comics.
2: i have a folder with your name on it, for those awesome comics.
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Finarfin24 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012
the Asari councilor did not propose hot mindsex for instance =)
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Lethania Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012
just finished reading the whole ME adn ME2 comic, damn this is hilarious. I can't breathe half of the time!
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GrizzlyKurtz Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lololol Thane, this is why we love you! :D
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:iconmandulis:
Mandulis Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
Wait, Shepard can command more than two persons at a time?? That must be the work of some kind of tactical genius...
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ArcanaLegacy Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
Jack hates everything.....and I love it! XD
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Adjany Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
Best comic i see ever!
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Blitzkrieg0811 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
I hear if you're not pursuing a romance, she smooches you.
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Annsha Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
Hahaha :D
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suce-fleur Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
My green people love stops at Shiala.

Or perhaps it just starts with Thane and doesn't move past there.

Hum.
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RallyReki Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
thats why she was my favorite =3 next comes the Asari/Krogan bartender who is all bad ass... well, the asari on Omega was pretty cool too~
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Seigmann Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not easy being green. :D
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skiman84 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
so much to laugh about in this. Jacks expressions, shepard's blushing about Mind Sex and "Green People."
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devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Jack is seriously becoming the Francis (from Left 4 Dead) of the ME universe. X)
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Epantiras Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
funny I never played L4D and I have no idea Francis is, even if everyone is saying MP Jack is like him
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devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
XD Here's the crash course:

Francis: [link]

What he hates: [link]

hehe, hope this helps! XD
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iCantDrawDontAskPlz Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
Silly Epantiras, she can't have mind sex since her disease disrupts her ability to control her biotic powers ^^
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JohanSutherland Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So ... wild mind sex then? Still sounds good to me :iconmegustaplz:
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iCantDrawDontAskPlz Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
No mind seks at all :( me no gusta!
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fujingodofwind Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
lol jack you hate everything
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leviadragon99 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
Huh... I somehow don't remember that offer...
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Epantiras Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've read on the wiki that Shila's reaction depends on Shepard's actions, she doesn't always make the offer
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leviadragon99 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
Huh... well I guess since my femshep was being loyal to Liara I never did anything she'd construe as an advance to respond to in kind.
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Bjarru Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh mine XD
Your Shepard, Miranda and Jack... the most hilarious team ever! Add Wrex and it's gonna be the most horryfing team ever XD
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MrWetTowels Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
I hate Copy&Paste panels!
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:iconarbitrus:
Arbitrus Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A wild Thane appears!

Wild Thane used Brood!

It's supper effective!
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Arbitrus Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
wow, I spelled super wrong.....
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FemHawke Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
So... You like green people.. <3
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deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
Silly Shepard, this isn't Dragon Age: you can only have two companions with you.
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keokotheshadowfang Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I giggled at Thane's line. I also laughed at angry Jack. I actually scrolled up to make sure it was copied and pasted.
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