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Mess Perfect 2 - 085 by Epantiras Mess Perfect 2 - 085 by Epantiras
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Hawke is trolling, as usual.

*Dragon Age 2 spoilers!*
Imho the "everyone's bi" policy of Dragon Age 2 is stupid, from a narrative point of view: it's totally unrealistic and clearly an attempt to please the fans.
On the other hand, no one will complain because they can't romance a certain character.

Oh wait, why can't I romance Varric/Aveline/Sebastian/Sandal/Orsino/Hawke's sibiling?


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:iconwilliamgbirkin:
Williamgbirkin Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Student General Artist
Actually, Sebastian is romance able, but you have to be a female, and you cannot flirt with anyone else. Also, he's taken a vow of abstinence, or something.
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OnionMan Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Funny thing is that since Dragon Age and Mass Effect share the same universe (You can find the Dragon Age planet in ME2, but only orbit over it), this could have actually happened.
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:iconzarnitunes:
Zarnitunes Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You get to romance Merrill, I'm happy.

And rivalmancys! Best romance idea yet.
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:iconchiveskiller:
chiveskiller Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No its the templar Cullen that should've been romanceable
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:iconxhagast:
xhagast Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
I have to say that the hot mage sis was tempting...
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:icontaigan:
Taigan Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
DA:Origins was the only game to do romancing well, I thought. Mostly because the "getting it on" scene didn't happen at one plot-determined point and was different for each characters.
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:iconeridan1107:
Eridan1107 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
Well you CAN "Romance" Sebastian but...
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:iconseimeisamarian:
seimeisamarian Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Wait, you would romance Sandal or Orsino? I admire your guts....
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:iconda2fenrislover:
DA2Fenrislover Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
ME LOVE FEN-FEN (a.k.a FENRIS)
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:iconvitezislav:
Vitezislav Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
This comic is beyond epic. This is so damn funny
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:iconburningrayn:
burningrayn Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Me=uber pissed @DA2 Sebastion chaste romance
Hawke: I love you Sebastion
Sebastion: Let us vow our celebat love to the church
Hawke: Umm...I'm late for...something...somewhere byes!!
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:iconbassarid:
bassarid Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
*smatteroffact, I always thought it is odd how people can suspend disbelief for magic and dragons and stuff, but the idea that people could be less heteronormative is somehow unacceptable...
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EmoBitch96 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Sandal's a child. Aveline is taken/mourning. Orsino? Not hot at all. Hawke's sibling?? GROSS DUDE. Sebastian? Taken by Bethany and Varric? IDK, I liked him.
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:iconghoulmine1:
GhoulMine1 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
OK, not that I don't love these comics but WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE WANT HAWKE TO SCREW HIS OWN SIBLINGS!?
If you want BioWare to leave them as not blood related then sure go ahead, but uptill now it just seems f@#King disgusting
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:iconrarcher25:
rarcher25 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
I think that part was a joke :P
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:iconghoulmine1:
GhoulMine1 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
I hope it was........................................
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:iconjessiereigne:
JessieReigne Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
*sniff* Alas, Varric...I wanted his sexy chest hair...
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:iconvladstronsy:
vladstronsy Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
So I got that lady a ship.
Ladies love ships.
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:iconjaminejamocha:
JamineJamocha Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
By the way, if you're a female Hawke you can romance Sebastian. :S
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:iconjaminejamocha:
JamineJamocha Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
I wanted to romance Orsino... WHY CAN'T I?!?!??!?!?!?!?! >_< However, there is a fanfiction author that sated the lack of Orisno-love! :D heheh Anyone wanna know?
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jay357 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
eeeeeeeeeew what now, you wanted to romance hawkess sibling?! o_O
would've loved the aveline and varric option. sebastian has his reasons, as you well know ;)
well, I'm all for the whole "everyones bi", but I'd prefer if it weren't that easy. like Samara, who only admits there is something if you're a paragon, or Leliana, who is kinda choosey when it comes to women. I prefer relationships being based on your decisions, not your gender.
and why can't you romance wrex, grunt, mordin, chakwas, kasumi, zaeed, ... =(
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:iconthe1smjb:
the1smjb Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
The picture of Jack by Shepherd's bed makes the comic. XXDDD
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PsychicDuelistRBD Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you can romance Sebastian he just won't sleep with you, I was soo happy when Anders became a romancable option, but they changed him, I was so sad, that I went with Fenris, the Anders in DA2 is not the Anders I wanted I wanted Awakening Anders
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:iconclareshepard:
ClareShepard Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
Isabela.
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:iconmisteternal:
MistEternal Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012
I think making everyone bi would be weird from a narrative POV but I think it's set up so during the narrative only Isabela is actually bisexual and then if you happen to romance Merrill/Anders/Fenris as the same gender then they can be seen as gay rather than bi. Like if you romance Anders as m!Hawke he says stuff about how he was with Karl but if you romance him as f!Hawke he doesn't. ::shrugs::
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officemafia Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student Photographer
I would rather ask why you can't romance Knight Commander Meredith.

It's a biggest lack in Dragon Age series.
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gamergirl32 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
just varric... the chest hair :faint:
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:iconfeide:
Feide Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
You can romance Sebastian. You just can't have the sexy time with him. Chaste marriage and whatnot. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Well, I always romance Anders, so I guess it doesn't really matter to me xP BUT I WISH CULLEN WAS A ROMANCE OPTION. Bioware! Y U NO MAKE CULLEN LOVE INTEREST!?
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:iconruruyan:
Ruruyan Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
TROLOLOLOLOL
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KathTea-Katastrophy Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
WHY CAN'T I ROMANCE JACK/VARRIC??????????????????????????????????????????????????????///////////// T_T
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:iconrandomaccountofdoom:
RandomAccountOfDOOM Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
Don't ever stop. Mess Perfect is too great.
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:iconkagurasama:
KaguraSama Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
Well, Shepard's ship is bigger than Hawke's...

I was fine with the "everyone is bi" policy. It's not so strange - I hang out with a lot of bisexual/gay/straight/pansexual/asexual people and I don't live in a gay bar :P
Hawke has eight companions and only four of them are bisexual and they are all realistic and well-written. I think that Fenris and Merril are character who didn't have much time to experience love or sex, so even if they enjoy it, they act different than Anders or Isabela, who were happily and openly bisexual at The Pearl. I don't understand when people are saying things, like "but Fenris seems straight" or "but Merril doesn't talk about woman!".
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:iconmandulis:
Mandulis Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
Let's make something clear. In real life, half of the population ain't bi.
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:iconkagurasama:
KaguraSama Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
The More You Know!

Let's get this straight, I don't think that half of the population is bi. I just think having four bisexual/pansexual/Don'tKnowAndDon'tCare-sexual people in your close group of friend isn't strange and isn't impossible and I'm astonished that so much people complained about that, as if Kirkwall was inhabited only by bisexual people. Frankly, sexuality is much more complex than it seems.
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:iconkendrapendragon:
KendraPendragon Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Funny idea! :D
BTW, chose Isabella, too. Sweet bad ass chick! ^^
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:icondblood42:
dblood42 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
There are so huge problems with Dragon Age 2, I don't think the "everyone's bi" is really an issue there.
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:iconasderuki:
Asderuki Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
But Sebastian is romancable...
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:iconvenuslove:
venuslove Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
AHAHAHA hawke's sibling? :fear: INCEST

Though agree about varric
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:icontankgirly:
tankgirly Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
You can't do that to your siblings because that will be incest. :XD:
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:iconnuopinuopi:
NuopiNuopi Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
Hawke is saying " Sucks to be you"
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:iconbrowncoat1969:
Browncoat1969 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
DA2 seems to take what I call the "Freddie Mercury approach" go ahead and frack anyone or anything regardless of gender, size, species (I think that one might actually be more Richard Gere's speed), sexual preference, or maximum voltage.
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ashz22 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol but I dont really get it since I havent played any of the DA games
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:iconiralovesart:
iralovesart Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
of course it's "an attempt to please the fans" the whole game (and games in general) are there to please fans.

it's actually a good thing they started doing bi romances. Same-sex romances have been limited to "lesbos" before this, and even that was rare.

I like that the LI's have been called Hawke-sexual. Although it is pretty weird that someone can determine their sexuality for them.

oh, well. Poor Shep. Never getting any love. lol
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iCantDrawDontAskPlz Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
With all that renegade, wouldn't shep's scars become red?
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:iconvampirisa:
vampirisa Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
Considerata la quantita di nerdgasm vista in giro, credevo di essere l'unica a ritenere l'idea di "tutti bisex", soprattutto quando palesemente forzata, un'idiozia... :XD:
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
I wonder if Shepard gets Renegade for breakfast sometimes O_O
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:iconxangreigor:
xangreigor Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
MY SWEETROLL!
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
LoL XD
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devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
BAHAHA trollolololol
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Bloodra1n Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
your comics are absolutely HIL-FUCKING-LARIOUS.....
....i swear to god this is one of the single-funniest comic series on deviantart, been reading since Mess Perfect P-32
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