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Mess Perfect 2 - 055

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**DO NOT COPY, TRACE, STEAL, CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, UPLOAD ELSEWHERE ELSE WITHOUT PERMISSION BLAH BLAH BLAH**

"Dammit I'm not going to recruit that half nakeOMG SHE DESTROYED A MECH WITH HER BARE HANDS!"

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If Kuril was more diplomatic, he would lead you to Jack, but beware, for we will see for ourselves a Biotic so foul, so cruel, that nobody has ever fought with it and lived!


Later, when Jack is exposed;

Kuril: There it is!

Shepard: Where?

Kuril: There!

Shepard: What, behind the girl?

Kuril: The Biotic IS the girl.

Shepard: You silly Turian!

Kuril: What?

Shepard: You got us all worked up!

Kuril: Well, that's no ordinary Biotic! That's the most foul, vicious, bad-tempered chick you ever set eyes on!

Kasumi: You ass! I soiled my suit I was so scared!

Kuril: Look, that Biotic's got a criminal record a mile long! She's a killer!

Miranda: What's she done, bite your cock?

Kuril: She sends out these huge Shockwaves,  eh-- she can Charge about-- look at the mech parts!

Shepard: Go on Jacob, grab her by the neck and bring her here.

Jacob: Copy that. One little cute chick coming right over.

Kuril: LOOK!

*Jacob gets vaporized in Biotic Detonation*

Shepard: Jeez Louise!!

Kasumi: I did it again!