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Mess Perfect 2 - 013 by Epantiras Mess Perfect 2 - 013 by Epantiras
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Working for the secret society who killed your squad and destroyed your life...
that's something hard to swallow, unless their offer comes with perks.

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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Here be cerberus - GTFO i lolled
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:iconxhagast:
xhagast Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
And then I would have spent the rest of the game looking for ways to kill every Cerberus agent. And the Illusive man.
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Did inhuman experiments, tried to use Rachni as shock weapons, killed an Admiral for asking questions, etc., etc.
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:iconangeloflife0600:
AngelOfLife0600 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
She can kill the whole Cerberus guys anytime xD
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:iconlittlegoblet:
littlegoblet Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
again with the ship. Love to see that Shep has her priorities in order lol :XD:
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:icongendoruwo:
gendoruwo Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
it's called "railroading"
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:iconnodanaonlyzuul:
nodanaonlyzuul Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
that first frame with "GTFO" added made me lol for a good 5 minutes.
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:icontiskatiska:
TiskaTiska Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011
Your comic is absolutely amazing. Having played an almost purely renegade shep as well, I can strongly empathize! Stay true to the renegade side of the biotics... or... something like that. WE KICK ASS!
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:iconvmkvmk78:
vmkvmk78 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011
I've played enough Mass Effect to know where this is going.
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:iconyraelmogget:
YraelMogget Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, this comic gets me through the week.
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:iconsundownnellie:
SundownNellie Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Student General Artist
Man I love this comic! Always makes me laugh my ass off even when I'm in a sh*tty mood!
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:iconucancallmejesus:
UCanCallMeJesus Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011
I wish I could thumbs up comments like on YouTube :saddummy: oh wait... :thumbsup: Hahaha iv figured it out! :D
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:iconjarwy82:
Jarwy82 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011
Ah, she swings both ways this time around. Ofc with the migrated renegade points from her adventures 2 years before, she's bound to have more renegade than paragon.
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:iconcpunchmaster:
CPunchMaster Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
I've just read through Mess Perfect, and caught up to here in MP2. Fantastic work so far. :)
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:iconsoniacarreras:
SoniaCarreras Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
That's a woman who knows how to negotiate :P
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:iconrainesage11:
RaineSage11 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Somebody needs to keep a running total of the Paragon/Renegade scores for this one, then combine the two for the ME3 comic.


Assuming that there will be an ME3 comic...
(ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease)
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:iconshini666:
Shini666 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011
Paragon: 1,100,010

Renegade: 1,001,410

Ellen Ripley: 1,000

Ramirez: 50

Nerd Rage: 250

ask and ye shall receive
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:iconrainesage11:
RaineSage11 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you sir/madam/wookiee!
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:iconshini666:
Shini666 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011
Welcome...and I posted it twice because I am dumb and couldn't find it the first time on page two *idiot*
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:iconshini666:
Shini666 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011
Ask and you shall receive:

Paragon: 1,100,010

Renegade: 1,001,410

Ellen Ripley: 1,000

Ramirez: 50

Nerd Rage: 250

Would have thought renegade would be higher...but the three paragon points tallied way more. haha
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:iconrainesage11:
RaineSage11 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Why thank you, good sir/madam/wookiee!



:D
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:iconmetalixk:
MetalixK Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
Meh. I'd take the job. Then it's just a waiting game until I could finally get into physical meetings with TIM. Then I choke him until his cybernetic eyes pop out.
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:icontezarroex:
TezarroEX Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Double side points FTW!
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:iconcaptainmelgar:
captainmelgar Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
is it just me or dose your version of the illusive man look like jeremy clarkson from top gear?

... that pretty terrifing now i think about it
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:iconkazgarokproductions:
KazgarokProductions Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011   Traditional Artist
Dat chest hair
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:iconcarter-kaine:
Carter-Kaine Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah that's pretty much how it happens. Good set, can't wait for next weeks! :squee:
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:iconpadawanmage:
Padawanmage Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
Hmm, I thought it was the Collectors who destroyed everything in Shepard's life?
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:iconbengwenfan:
BenGwenFan Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
Cant wait to see what happens when Shepard finds out you cant just take gear from what you kill anymore...or sell it for that matter lol.
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:icondimlormeister:
DimlorMeister Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
:iconbiggrinfaceplz: Spettacolare come sempre!
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:iconmarcodelmarco:
MarcoDelMarco Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Love the ship's logo!
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:iconfeena-c:
Feena-c Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconragefaceplz:
I always hated this about ME2. Talk about rail-roading.
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:iconstryker-blitz:
Stryker-BlitZ Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm surprised they hardly mention anything about Cerberus being behind the incident at Akuze if you picked Sole Survivor.
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:iconianshen23:
ianshen23 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
lol awesomw!!
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:iconlorcan0c:
Lorcan0c Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Some perks are just irresistable. Such as a pimped out new ship. Fuck morality, I have a cool ship!
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:iconnightmare-echidna:
nightmare-echidna Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
These get funnier and funnier every week xDD

I'd love to see on Garrus' RM the rocket hitting him in the face and, instead of giving him that massive scar, it turns him back into low-res Garrus.

Garrus: FUUUUUUU- >.<
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:iconnielspeterdejong:
NIELSPETERDEJONG Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
XD Love TIM here ;p
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:iconfamma:
famma Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
I hope ME3 will give the opportunity to punch TIM in the face. Ooh, headshot would be even better.
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A kick in the daddybags will do the trick too ;-)
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:icondibol:
Dibol Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011
Followed by chopping them off and giving them to a Krogan? ;)
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:icondesultorymoonlighter:
DesultoryMoonlighter Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011   Artist
MASS EFFECT 2 references FTW!!!
LOLOLOL!!!
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I still wonder how nobody could find the Cerberus stations in space :O

They're hardly "invisible" :O
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:iconcolonel-azzameen:
Colonel-Azzameen Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
Even though science fiction series and movies make you believe otherwise, but finding an object in space, even if it's a few kilometers long, is very hard.
I mean, the distance between the plantes are millions of kilometers.
If the station is NOT in a solar system, it's harder to find than the proverbial needle in a hay stack.
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's true, but they're so huge and they seem to have stations all over space in every system known to ME O_o
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:iconcolonel-azzameen:
Colonel-Azzameen Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
With HUGE signs "Here be Cerberus goons"
...
Point taken.
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:iconpixied:
pixied Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
"HERE BE CERBERUS - GTFO"

Awesome.
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:iconfoolsgil:
FoolsGil Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
rofl those wacky Cerberus.
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:iconcracked-egg:
Cracked-Egg Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
They went Halfsies.
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:iconfastnovice:
fastnovice Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
that pretty much sums up that part of the game.
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