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Mess Perfect 2 - 001 by Epantiras Mess Perfect 2 - 001 by Epantiras
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Shepard just *had* to play hero and save Joker eh?

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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconashleywilliamsplz::iconsaysplz:You, Ma'am.
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:iconjulianhellsing:
julianhellsing Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
Cute... you need Joker to unlock the Pods...
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:iconsupervegitofan:
SuperVegitoFAN Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
well... cerberus wouldnt spend a fortune and 2 years to revive joker... now would they?
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:iconxhagast:
xhagast Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Too much, lol.
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:iconbinkumuja:
BinkuMuja Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Oh god! The Ancient Space Turd is shooting at us!! Abandon shi-what do you mean the idiot won't abandon ship?!? God damnit, do I have lead all the idiot's to safety every single time?

The non-romance excuse is actually perfectly acceptable as a reason to leave his suicidal ass there to burn. I'd still go after him because it'd be easier than breaking in a new pilot.
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:iconajnzulu:
AJNZulu Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Giant Space Floater!!!!
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:icontenyume-kasumi:
Tenyume-Kasumi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I always kinda thought that everything in ME2 was Joker's fault because of this. xD
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:iconil-mentore42:
Il-Mentore42 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The idiot who designed this ship?
JOKER.
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:iconmdawg909:
MDAWG909 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012
damn you seth greeen!!!
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:icontheshepard256:
TheShepard256 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
For some reason, Joker's the only major character who is guaranteed to survive all three games (unless you have a really low EMS and (maybe) don't have the Extended Cut DLC).
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:iconaugui:
Augui Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
I'd call it a turd rather than cigar
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:icontimp-n-quad:
Timp-n-quad Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012
I like Joker, but he was being a complete idiot in this scene..
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:iconangeloflife0600:
AngelOfLife0600 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
An idiot that wants Joker to live ^^ ...for whatever the reason.
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:iconvictor39639:
victor39639 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011
A space cigar? Much like a space number two
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:iconrevanrek:
RevanREK Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
That don' look like no cigar to me! O_O Or maybe I just have a dirty mind! :XD:
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:iconruchti5:
ruchti5 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAH! i love it!
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:iconcrowdly:
Crowdly Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
this is so awesome! xD
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:iconklinkhammer:
KlinkHammer Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011
the collector ship looks like a big turd XD
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:iconmbrsart:
mbrsart Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Space cigar? Looked more like a flying turd to me.
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:iconjochannon:
jochannon Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011
Yup! Had to! No option!
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:iconraconteurr:
raconteurr Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
XDDDD This is great! I personally thought "Giant turd alert" when I first saw the ship, but cigar works too! XD
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:iconrikahara:
RikaHara Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011
LOL glad Im not the only one who thought the collector ship was a giant space turd of death. :P
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:icondustyboyt:
DustyBoyT Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011
I couldn't even get past the first line before spraying my iced tea all over the place. =|
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:iconvictortky:
victortky Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011
LOLZ
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:iconlittlegoblet:
littlegoblet Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
lol :rofl: the space cigar is a plesant upgrade from the space poo lol. lol nooo escaping with out Joker. ahhh somebody is thinking about him if not shepard :giggle:
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:iconwunderwolfer:
wunderwolfer Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
Ha Ha Ha. The true path of an renegade shepard
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:iconphobosbfg:
PhobosBFG Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
collector turd penis?
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*collector turd penis cigar :D
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:iconphobosbfg:
PhobosBFG Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes! lol
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:iconlovgreno:
LovgrenO Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
To missquote Freud: Sometimes a space cigar is just a space cigar.
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:iconsithsoul:
SithSoul Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
Where were the escape pods anyway, I could never find them lol :D
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:iconbluedemonx:
BlueDemonX Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
Great =D
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:iconmesina2:
Mesina2 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
HA!
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:iconiralovesart:
iralovesart Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
huh.... the collector ship looks more like poop. lol, spacepoo
it would have been so much easier if not for Joker. But he's too awesome to be left behind
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:icona-redheads-ramblings:
A-Redheads-Ramblings Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Joker was just doing what he's supposed too after all the Captain always goes down with his ship :salute:
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:iconarchon89:
Archon89 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
Joker Joker, io l'avrei salvato anche se fosse stata un'opzione!!! :D
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:icontezarroex:
TezarroEX Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Student Digital Artist
um, that would be the guy that has his name on the sign. :meow:
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:iconchasernova:
Chasernova Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
:rofl: perfect!!!
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:iconcelestial-moon-fire:
Celestial-moon-fire Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
look on the brightside Shepard, at least he has more jokes this time 'round~? xD
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:iconnielspeterdejong:
NIELSPETERDEJONG Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
XDDD
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:iconsilentkittyk:
SilentKittyK Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
love it love it =) he's not even romanceable *snigger*
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:iconltashler:
LTAshler Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Space cigar... Lulz!
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:iconbagbunny:
bagbunny Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
Judging by the fact that very first panel had me bustin' out with a big ol' belly laugh, this comic is going to fantastic! Space cigar... *snicker*
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:iconpadawanmage:
Padawanmage Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
"Who's the idiot..." nice!
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:iconeveofreborn:
EveofReborn Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
LOL Nice, though I always saw the Collector ship as a giant space potato
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:iconabellius:
abellius Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
Cigar...lol!! At least you didn't say it was a turd!
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:iconysabells:
Ysabells Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
Space Cigar...hmmm... buahahaha!!!
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:iconlincard1000:
LINCARD1000 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And so it begins :D

*had* to, not *want* to save stupid Joker. Dumbass has zero self-preservation skills.
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:iconojunix:
Ojunix Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
Awww but everyone loves Joker :D
Aso I'm sorry but the Collector ship looks like Flying Turd XD
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:icondevilsadvocate222289:
devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I like your reason for saving Joker better. X)
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