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Quickest way to kill geth: run over them!

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:iconnarrva:
narrva Featured By Owner Edited 6 days ago
I was hoping one of them in the top panel would say "Roger, roger!".

Nice job on the sparky, fire-ey effects, especially in the last panel.
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Andauril Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's exactly how my Shepards squadmates looked like when she was driving :D 
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roman566 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
Killing them on foot earns more EXP (and it's faster on higher levels)
And running over doesn't work on armatures.
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SuperVegitoFAN Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
not true it makes them act like bambi, you know the disney deer?

it will make them fall.
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:iconmanusdei:
ManusDei Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
It's a wonder nobody's revoked Shepard's driving privileges after some of the stunts in the first game.
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:iconinsidiak:
Insidiak Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Why? Maybe the mako has inertial dampeners like the Kodiak, at most they feel gravity pull in another direction but they wouldn't get whiplash. Besides, look at his driving record. Didn't drive into lava ponds on therum or off cliffs in a snow storm on norevia. If anything, his driving is the reason they'll still alive.
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:iconmanusdei:
ManusDei Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
Was that due to his skills though, or the Mako's security features?
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:iconinsidiak:
Insidiak Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
Don't see how security features account for lava ponds or steep cliffs. What about being shot by the geth on Feros or Ilos?
Shepard is also pretty good at driving the Hammerhead and those skycars when he forced down an armed skycar driven by a specter in a taxi, in oncoming traffic on Illium
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ManusDei Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
I was thinking more about internal cushioning of some sort, but even that wouldn't do much about Shepard's driving. I mean, he was still able to flip the Mako over. As for the Hammerhead, an angry stare or a sneeze would be enough to blow it up.
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BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
Running the geth over worked for a while... until one of the little bastards thought it would be funny to get stuck underneath it. Thus making it VERY difficult to drive... I cannot even remember how many times that happened and I ended up driving into a lava pit on Therum... _
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SnowyZo3 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
We are Geth

We do not have insurance that covers getting run over by space buggys
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the geth dialog in legion's voice... i lol'd.
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EldritchGentleman Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
Why I have yet to see a more accurate depiction of Shepard's driving. Everyone knows that he/she drives like a maniac. It truly terrifies me to think just what kind of speeding tickets she gets back on Earth...
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:iconmanusdei:
ManusDei Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
What makes you think Shepard's driving license on Earth hasn't been revoked yet?
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:icondeathisabishi:
deathisabishi Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
Ah the dulcet tones of pelvises shattering against your bumper.
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:iconsupervegitofan:
SuperVegitoFAN Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
and it stuns armatures... AND it can take hits... armatures and thresher maws acid (which bypasses shields) are usually the only thing ive lost to while in the MAKO...
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:iconzebulanebula:
ZebulaNebula Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
Live and let squish!
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:iconthinker1988:
Thinker1988 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
cool gloves
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:iconstormerthehedgehog:
StormerTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013   Writer
same with Colossi just ram them off a cliff it is unnecessary but fun watching those fuckers fall to there death
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:iconwkinney:
wkinney Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
poor geth, they just want to dance.
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:iconactuallyfenharel:
ActuallyFenHarel Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Damn right! :XD:
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
SVOBODA!!!!!!!!!
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Twinguy1 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Ashley's face nearly killed me. Couldn't stop laughing!
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:iconemobitch96:
EmoBitch96 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Shepard fails at two no three things. 1. Driving. 2. Dancing. 3. Staying the f**k alive.
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:iconvolteer133:
Volteer133 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
This made me bust a gut, thank you!
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:icondeedeethedove:
deedeethedove Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I WOULD run them over, if the Mako didn't handle like an ASS >: (
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:iconrarcher25:
rarcher25 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
Clearly you fail then at driving it :P
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:iconspudtron98:
Spudtron98 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Makes me think of the A-team theme for some reason...
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:iconwielazystna:
WielaZystna Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist
Geth: < Sheppard! YOU SHALL NOT PA-! >
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:iconcrazed-monkey:
crazed-monkey Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Yeah, thats pretty much how I did it too.
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VampireGoddess0806 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
Yup. Never bothered killing them. Just ran past them or just ran over them. So satisfying...
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Traditionalfire Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Student
Gloves much?
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sharkoo1 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
geth really should have said "I hate sunday drivers"
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:iconmassperfect:
Massperfect Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
we are quarians we hate geth
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KuramaTengu Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Student Artist
LOL
That's what I did. It's too friggin hard to hit such small targets with your gun while you're driving at high speeds. My only problem was once when I backed up over a squad of Geth and accidentally drove off of the highway, falling to my death.
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JaylaClark Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
They want to sho-oo-oo-oot the whole day down? /Bob_Geldof
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:iconnamelessmanic:
NamelessManic Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
Shepard + Mako = unstoppable force, not even 90 degree angels can stop them.
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eknightess Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Oh god... that last frame... priceless! XD
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gamergirl32 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
i love it *prays with liara*
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:iconalaskanhighlander:
AlaskanHighlander Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
Ashley's face and Liara's reaction: PRICELESS.
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kitsune2008 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
I once did that to a Geth Colossis once. We both ended up going over a cliff. And landed ON a Thresher Maw. Needless to say, it was epic.
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hmsnike Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
Dukes of Hazzard +10
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:iconmusic-feeds-my-soul:
Music-feeds-my-soul Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
All I did on this mission. RUN THEM ALL OVER!
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:iconreflectedshadows:
ReflectedShadows Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011
<3
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:iconvert8472:
Vert8472 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Grand theft Mako
:iconyeahplz:
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:iconaxely123:
axely123 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
True story bro
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:iconvert8472:
Vert8472 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
cool answer bro, needs more garrus
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:iconaxely123:
axely123 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
I always wondered if Shep used cheats of indestructibility, for the mako.
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:iconvert8472:
Vert8472 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
maybe so
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thatguy227 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
Liara: oh my god she's really gonna drive
Ashley: Seat belts to maximum restraint

yes this is a futurama reference
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