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Garrus uses his visor to watch alien p0rn. Your argument is invalid.

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:icontimur360:
Timur360 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
Actually, those are both male Turians on the vid.
*implicatus Gayyus Vakarianum*
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:iconcillaroth:
Cillaroth Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
It's what I would use it for!
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:iconcheernerd7:
cheernerd7 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahaah
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's like google glass all over again.
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:iconkorandragonkin:
korandragonkin Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dame you google you will not rule the extranet
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes THEY WILL
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:iconkorandragonkin:
korandragonkin Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
they will have to suvive a nuke first
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpeggyplz::iconsaysplz:Thank you for calling UNAS Prime Credit, my name Peggy. You have problem?
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:iconkorandragonkin:
korandragonkin Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
yes google is trying to take over the world do you sell nukes
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpeggyplz::iconsyasplz:NUKES! YOU WANT NUKES! HAHAHAHAHANo.
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:iconkorandragonkin:
korandragonkin Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014
the gods curse you we must stop google from taking over the world
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:iconnexus763:
nexus763 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
Finally, a valid explanation for the calibrations...
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:iconstormerthehedgehog:
StormerTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013   Writer
I guarantee you that is what he does
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:iconchunkymonkey75:
chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
apparently he jailbroke it and it is connected to the interwebs.
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:iconzazu75:
Zazu75 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
actually according to the Shadow Broker's DLC he uses it to listen to music. xB
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess he hears "Mila Rodino" on a daily basis
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
I would guess soviet music ☭☭☭
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:iconzazu75:
Zazu75 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a list of songs in the Shadow Broker dossier. there are soundtracks on there as well as the Turian Empire Anthem.
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Hmmph, well the current Russian anthem is really good too [link]
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:iconzazu75:
Zazu75 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
iiiiif you say so dood. not my kind of music, you know? o 3o
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:iconarklyte84826:
Arklyte84826 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
he's a very strange american, isn't he?:|
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icongarrusplz::iconsaysplz:I was born in Sofia.
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:iconarklyte84826:
Arklyte84826 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013
I was talking about ~artyom2013...
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:iconomalleyflowers:
OmalleyFlowers Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student General Artist
Calibrations huh? I'm on to you Garrus...
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:iconvampiregoddess0806:
VampireGoddess0806 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
It's funny because in ME2 you can find out that one of the songs played on his visor is from an in-universe porn movie...
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:iconcomcody336:
comcody336 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shepard: Seems legit
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:iconlammirand99:
LammiRand99 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
Actually, Im pretty sure their are only male Turians. Like how their are only female Asari.
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:icontessagrey:
TessaGrey Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
There are female Turians. Nyreen for example, in the Omega DLC. However, Bioware pretty much admitted to being too lazy to design female Turians.
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:iconkaatjekilled:
kaatjekilled Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
There's female Turians in the comics. The one that tells the illusive man's background has a lady Turian...but it was boring so I never finished it.
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:iconlammirand99:
LammiRand99 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Oh. Sorry about that then.
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:iconhrolfgard:
Hrolfgard Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wait...Turians have boobs?
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:iconanimationhawk:
AnimationHawk Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Of course, do you realy think he has that many "calibrations" to do?
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:iconcannongamesx:
cannongamesx Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
i cant stop laughing!!! lol oh god thats so fucking hillarious!!!
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:iconevowacko:
EvoWacko Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
OMG he really is watching porn While he's in the middle of Calibrations, O..O
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:iconvert8472:
Vert8472 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I knew there was more to that Visor
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:iconfredcajibble:
fredcajibble Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
should have saved this comic for # 69...
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:iconkavco:
Kavco Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
he has some calibrations he needs to do ^.^
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:iconkendrapendragon:
KendraPendragon Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011
lol. Great idea
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:iconhinatakawaiidesu:
Hinatakawaiidesu Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, now we know what he's doing every time he says "can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations" XD
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:iconpacka220d:
packa220d Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011
Can it wait for a bit i'm in the middle of compulsive mast... I mean calibrations...
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:iconhinatakawaiidesu:
Hinatakawaiidesu Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha xD
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:iconrandomaccountofdoom:
RandomAccountOfDOOM Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011
YES
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:iconkyle131996:
kyle131996 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
i need one ove those
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:iconpadawanmage:
Padawanmage Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
oh man, I hurt myself laughing too hard!
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:iconzidlijan:
Zidlijan Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011   Traditional Artist
XDDDD agreed i always thought that was waaaay too weird he never took it off >D
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:iconfinalsage:
FinalSage Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
well probably, it is an mp3 player,
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:icondanielharrington:
DanielHarrington Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
Nice "calibrations" Garrus ^^
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:iconcelestial-moon-fire:
Celestial-moon-fire Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
Alien porn? Please, we all know he records Shepard sleeping. 8shot*
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:icontopkicker26:
Topkicker26 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: :rofl:
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:iconkialatiagra:
KialaTiagra Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
i am soooooo putting that program into my kuwashii visor
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