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Mess Perfect 056 by Epantiras Mess Perfect 056 by Epantiras
**DO NOT COPY, TRACE, STEAL, CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, UPLOAD ELSEWHERE ELSE WITHOUT PERMISSION BLAH BLAH BLAH**

It is said that quarians steal everything which is not nailed on the ground...
Tali fills the "nice, cute thief girl" role quite perfectly (think of Imoen, Neeshka, Leliana and so on) but

she actually does not steal anything in-game. It's time to fix it :-)

Thanks to :iconvizeteufel: who has helped me to "quarianize" Tali's words.

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:iconmynnia:
Mynnia Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
I find it interesting how her appearance and speech is Arabian-coded (veiling anyone?) and that you're pretty much defending her and other Quarians against very similar expressions of racism that Muslims face IRL, only as "terrorist" not "scavenger". But note HOW you do it etc., you basically just need to swap words and have what you do when your veil-wearing IRL friend gets treated bad in public. 'Cept if you play racist xD
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:iconmiossec97:
Miossec97 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
RACIST !!!!
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:icongalacticcuddlyninja:
GalacticCuddlyNinja Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh, that's just wrong. LOL
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:iconeridan1107:
Eridan1107 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
Don't worry, Kasumi took care of that
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:iconspyke1985:
Spyke1985 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You know, it's hilarious to me that when you actually get to the Flotilla in ME2, MOST of the quarians either sound like americans, or brits. It seems only the quarians related to Tali have her accent.
:iconsuspiciousplz:
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
☭SOVIET UNION APPROVES OF QUARIAN ACCENT☭
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:iconzazu75:
Zazu75 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
no actually she doesnt fit the theif category at all. that's just a misconception about her race. o 3o
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
She sounded more Romanian than German to me... being gypsies and all (again, Bioware being subtle).
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:iconwielazystna:
WielaZystna Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Hobbyist
I think quarians are like polands.
Two of hundrets steals everyone thinks all ones steals!
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
Polish*

Hundreds*
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:iconmassperfect:
Massperfect Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
that could explain my missing credits
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
And MY missing bullets
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:icontheshepard256:
TheShepard256 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Kasumi Goto would probably actually fit said role..., What? She is the best thief in the galaxy - she has no criminal record!
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:icongranten:
Granten Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Come to think of it, why would a species that's probably constantly facing a serious crisis encourage it's young to leave and go out into the galaxy on their own with encouragement to go do dangerous and stupid things just so they can come home sooner?
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:iconroboartist5:
Roboartist5 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012
no, tali is not a theif, you racist **** (JK)
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:iconroluevasvasreisa:
RoluevasVasReisa Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
I could say a very aggressive remark to this being a Tali lover and fan but i think !Rzepik summarizes it perfectly and nothing more needs be said. If u want a thief go talk to Kasumi, she fully bleintly admits it and doesn't hide it at all. After all with Kasumi:
"I'm the best thief in the buisness, not the most infamous"
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:icondblood42:
dblood42 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
OMG! Leliana, Neeshka! Only the name "Annah" is missing! :'-)
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:icondackar:
Dackar Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
I know, parody etc, but Quarians are no thiefs. I think that's stated several times throughout the game(s).
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:iconcaporaletravers:
caporaletravers Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011
yeah you're right.. i hate how all species in mass effect (1-2) are racist against quarians...
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:iconblitzkrieg0811:
Blitzkrieg0811 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011
You crafty punk... you made me read the whole thing in her voice XD
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:icondarthbartus:
DarthBartus Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
I kind of enjoyed her strange accent...
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:iconluskerikke:
LuskeRikke Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I realised that if you say "Quarians" as danish people would say it, you get "Koreans," that is... scary.
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:iconmekkor0101:
Mekkor0101 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
NO I DONT......well yes but NO
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol
reminds me of batarians who are called "butarians" in French because "batard" is their word for "bastard". That explains a lot about batarians ;-)
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:iconluskerikke:
LuskeRikke Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
It does indeed... Maybe Bioware knew?
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:iconkialatiagra:
KialaTiagra Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
i love tali a lot she is soooo cute
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:iconddfcoold:
ddfcoold Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011
ROFL ))) Tali's accent is OSM )
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:iconcruix1:
cruix1 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011
crafty quarians
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:iconvick330:
vick330 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Now we know how Tieflings evolved :D
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:iconvovea:
Vovea Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011  Student General Artist
"Enviro-soots"

I lozed hard at zees
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:iconsoniacarreras:
SoniaCarreras Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
So do they have German accent?
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:iconsuntiger745:
suntiger745 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
Eastern european/russian I think.
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:iconlordbloodysoul:
LordBloodySoul Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD So cute and yet so sneaky xD :rofl:
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:iconcarter-kaine:
Carter-Kaine Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
awww that's mean.
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:iconthe-avatar:
The-Avatar Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You made her sound dutch!:D
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:iconelchala:
ElChala Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
soo quarians live inside sheeps? LOL
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:iconladyofpayne:
Ladyofpayne Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
For me she is like Aerie irritating type.
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:iconpaebac:
PaeBac Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
I love the accent! It's perfect.
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:iconarabianwizard:
ArabianWizard Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
Tali: "Vait Sheeperd, i need to tiell you avout my fader and avout the istory of the Quaranize."

LOL
I love your Shepard's Story, can't wait until ME2 where she has to deal with all the Quarians and everyone's loyalty missions. Shepards gonna go renegade on everyone.
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:iconersbethshadowsong:
ErsbethShadowsong Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Man, you're cracking me with your comics! :lol:
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:iconlorcan0c:
Lorcan0c Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, nice one, I love how Tali's words are no "Quarian-ised".
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:iconvarmus:
Varmus Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
This... was the most hilarious way to put Tali's accent to paper. Period. :XD:
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:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
Now why wasnt this in game!? :D

Vizeteufel was a genius to Quarianize Tali's words!
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:iconlittlegoblet:
littlegoblet Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
tali you did it, you now got valueble rescourses to take back to your peeps. that is if your shep was as rich as my shep. yuppers I scanned every planet. true story.
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:icontyranicalwanker:
TYRANICALWANKER Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
I love Tali so damn much. I wish she did still. But Kasumi fills the that roll pretty well in the Second Game. I love Kasumi also especially when she thinks she should have stolen her grandmas recipe. LOL!!!!
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:iconsilver-spurs:
silver-spurs Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Professional Interface Designer
Pilgrimitch xD
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:iconshadesofnight:
ShadesofNight Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
I'm surprised Shepard didn't get all sorts of odd ideas about leaves, sheep and suits full of soot because of her accent :D

And valuable resources is about right XD I'm surprised that Shepards ship remains in one piece when she goes to visit the Quarians (the Dalish in DA remind me of them).
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:iconmaster-of-the-force:
master-of-the-force Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
He-he< nice idea))) Really cute thief =)
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:iconojunix:
Ojunix Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
Awwww even as a Thief Tali is Adorable ^.^
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:iconrzepik:
Rzepik Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Student General Artist
The only thing she stole are hearts and minds of thousands fanatic geeks.
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