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ME1 Randomly generated plot by Epantiras ME1 Randomly generated plot by Epantiras
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Saren says to Garus, 'That was awesome!'

I've been wasting way too much time with the Mass Effect Plot Generator [link] (try it, it's awesome!).
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:iconthuydu10:
thuydu10 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I'm Not sure if I shipped it or not. But I FRACKITTY SHIP IT
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:iconwitchweather:
WitchWeather Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been sitting here laughing for a good five minuets. This is hilarious. 
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:iconanne-wild:
anne-wild Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I love these two but not together. :D But regardless you made a good work. :)
And this plot generator is really awesome! :D Thank you for sharing it! :D
This one is hilarious: 'Councilor Velarn launches a thresher maw at Gabby.' :D I may try to draw it. :D
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:iconevidia-ivy:
Evidia-Ivy Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
welp
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:iconbettyboop9001:
BettyBoop9001 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
Traumatized! O.o
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:iconcheernerd7:
cheernerd7 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
holy shit!!! I could spend years on that generator!!!
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:iconthewelshgamer:
TheWelshGamer Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
"Ashley tests reach and flexibility with Blasto." ha ha seems like Ashley has had a change of heart. XD
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:icondaanvakarian:
DaanVakarian Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
o_o
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:iconlordoblivious:
LordOblivious Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Next on Random Mass Effect Plot: Udina collects seashells with Jack!
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:icondigitalunicorn:
DigitalUnicorn Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just died a bit inside... WHAT ON EARTH QUOTE DID YOU GET?
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:iconlapislazulilynx:
LapisLazuliLynx Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
MY EYES!!!! AAAAAAAHH!!! :iconbrainbleachplz:
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:iconmajkasama:
MajkaSama Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
О,О
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:iconchunkymonkey75:
chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
0_o
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:iconsynnewarrior:
SynneWarrior Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
what is seen. can't be unseen.

MINDSOAP.
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:icondoodlydangus:
doodlydangus Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Garrus, you cheating bastard...
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:iconthearbiterthel12:
thearbiterthel12 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
THIS IS DISTURBING
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:iconkingtytankhamen:
kingtytankhamen Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
I also got Harbinger assumes direct control of Saren. That one actually makes sense.
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:iconkingtytankhamen:
kingtytankhamen Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
Jesse shoots Zaeed in the back? HOW COULD YOU JESSE
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:icondoomycaffei:
Doomycaffei Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol wut? XDDD
That's hilarious haha!
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:iconsprite5:
Sprite5 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
Why are you so cruel? I am now addicted to clicking a small button labeled "Another" just to see what turns out. Must stop clicking button!
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:iconvampiregoddess0806:
VampireGoddess0806 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
...I can't unsee that.

BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEEEEEEAAAACH

No... Garrus... No.... Oh god... *dies*
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:iconviennachan:
Viennachan Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I once got "Miranda calibrates Harkin." I'm laughing just typing that! Thank you for this pic and link.
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:iconinvader-shi:
Invader-Shi Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012
Ohgod. I need bleach for my brain now.
I tried the generator too. Then got "Sovereign probes Shepard" ಠ___ಠ
I think I have scarred my brain enough for today.
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:iconniveussol:
NiveusSol Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I need to take a shower.
In bleach.
With no skin on.
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:iconbleedingraptorclaw:
Bleedingraptorclaw Featured By Owner May 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'm almost afraid to fave this @.@
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:iconroseravager:
RoseRavager Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Lol, I got "A thresher maw tests reach and flexibility with Thane." and "Sovereign links suit environments with a space hamster." XD poor space hamster
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:iconalishep:
AliShep Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
This is wrooong... :faint:

Still, sort of funny :)
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:iconcannongamesx:
cannongamesx Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW. sorry but still it is a little funny
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:iconmayplefly:
Mayplefly Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Interesting... :D
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:icontestpilot24:
testpilot24 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
Lol. It's realy awesome.

My random plot: Zaeed gains the loyalty of Sovereign.
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:iconszaea1994:
szaea1994 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDXDXD

That was hurt! XD
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:iconmyridd:
Myridd Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"The Prize probes Kal'Reegar" is what I just got. >_< Oh my sides hurt..
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:iconsorrowgrave:
Sorrowgrave Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Student Writer
I got "Miranda air quotes Tali"

and the prize Paragon interupts Jacob. Tali calibrates the Harbringer... not sure which one is funnier XD
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:iconderahu:
Derahu Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"Legion probes EDI."
I can see the same image of Legion and EDI in the AI core... OMG I'll never be able to enter that room again without thinking of that!
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:iconxpheonix57:
xpheonix57 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
"Nihlus sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Joker."

Poor Joker :(
That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
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:iconxpheonix57:
xpheonix57 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
O.O

My Turian.

Thank the spirits you don't work for Bioware...
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:iconcaptdensmore173:
captdensmore173 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
Cannot . . . Unseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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:iconreaverownsyou:
ReaverOwnsYou Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011
"legion headbutts Tali" XD
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:iconxcnugget:
xcnugget Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
"Joker practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with a thresher maw."
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:iconwingriffin:
WinGriffin Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011
"Morinth charms 'The Prize'." O_O
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:icontornado111:
Tornado111 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
How can i unsee this? o_e :sprint:
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011  Student General Artist
No it was lame. =|
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:iconforcecrush:
forcecrush Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011
Thane has a breeding request from Benezia... interesting xD
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:iconwarrior536:
Warrior536 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
Benezia's shagy tits! I can't unsee this!
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:icontechnogothpitchblack:
o.o it should be Nilus and Saren. Just sayin. there was something emotional in the 15 seconds of them talking.
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:icontheshadowdragoness:
TheShadowDragoness Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
im so confused :innocent:
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:iconakatsukichild:
AkatsukiChild Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011
The Illusive Man licks Jenkins...
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:iconepantiras:
Epantiras Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ugh XD
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:iconakatsukichild:
AkatsukiChild Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011
Yes, ugh xD
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Airwolf51 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011
WTF ????
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